(Source: iguessthatsfine)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
  

veganemoji:

Don’t take it as an insult, I only wish you were staring at me when
I roll over because I can’t sleep at night,
or I’m smiling because there’s snow falling outside, 
or when the breaks lock and we’re clearly gone die. 
I’m gonna grab your arm and scream, “I love you!” 
I hope you know that I’ll love you.

  

(Source: french-canadiens)

(Source: highkeygay)

no-aged:

I’M BRINGING DEATH GRIPS BACK
DON’T WORRY

no-aged:

I’M BRINGING DEATH GRIPS BACK

DON’T WORRY

redjentful:

TAKYON

redjentful:

TAKYON

spacespectrum:

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

iwillfollowthetrailtotomorrow:

None of the songs on this AREN’T catchy

iwillfollowthetrailtotomorrow:

None of the songs on this AREN’T catchy